5 коротких анекдотиков
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shenbuv- Wife walks in on husband, a string theorist, in bed with another woman. He shouts, “I can explain everything!”
- A Buddhist monk approaches a hotdog stand and says “make me one with everything”.
- Helium walks into a bar and orders a beer, the bartender says, “Sorry, we don’t serve noble gases here.” He doesn’t react.
- Your mother is so classless, she could be a marxist utopia.
- Descartes walks into a bar and the bartender asks him what he wants to drink. Descartes says ‘hmmm, I don’t know’ and vanishes in a puff of logic.
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- A Buddhist monk approaches a hotdog stand and says “make me one with everything”.
- Helium walks into a bar and orders a beer, the bartender says, “Sorry, we don’t serve noble gases here.” He doesn’t react.
- Your mother is so classless, she could be a marxist utopia.
- Descartes walks into a bar and the bartender asks him what he wants to drink. Descartes says ‘hmmm, I don’t know’ and vanishes in a puff of logic.
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Date: 2013-11-24 07:32 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2013-11-24 08:51 pm (UTC)Но, как я написал, не проханже.
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Date: 2013-11-25 12:58 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2013-11-25 03:44 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2013-11-24 08:51 pm (UTC)(Кроме последней... этого [CENSORED] голой логикой не возьмёшь, отвертится - скажет, что парадокса нет, потому что логика не так уж важна).
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Date: 2013-11-25 01:01 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2013-11-25 07:48 am (UTC)Для меня string = array of alphanumeric symbols, ותו לא
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Date: 2013-11-25 12:28 pm (UTC)no subject
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Date: 2013-11-25 01:01 pm (UTC)